Most protein ice cream fails for the same reason protein pancakes used to fail:
people try to force protein into something that wasn’t designed for it.
I did that too.
I followed recipes with ten ingredients, three gums, exact gram measurements, and the promise that this one would be different. The result was usually edible, occasionally impressive, and never something I’d crave.
The turning point came when I stopped thinking in recipes and started thinking in structure.
The Ninja CREAMi is brutally honest.
If your base is bad, it will let you know.
What actually matters is surprisingly simple:
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A protein-forward base that freezes well
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One thickening element to help texture
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Enough time for the mixture to fully freeze
That’s it.
Greek yogurt works because it brings density.
Protein shakes work because they’re balanced and convenient.
Cottage cheese works because fat and casein do something magical when spun.
Most failures happen when people overcorrect — too many thickeners, too many powders, too much ambition.
Once I simplified things, texture problems disappeared.
Protein ice cream doesn’t suck.
Bad bases do.
